United Methodism is Dying for a Makeover!

I’ve got a couple of things whirling around in my brain today. August 15th is my late older brother’s 72nd birthday and tomorrow is the start of a new adventure. My middle brother, Ralph, and I, along with a cousin and a preacher buddy are going camping for 3 nights, 4 days. We’re going to canoe the New River that straddles North Carolina and Virginia. Ralph has had open-heart surgery, has a bad foot, and is a diabetic on insulin, plus he’s never been in a canoe and it’s been decades since he went camping. I told his wife to sneak up on us and video our shenanigans and she said, “Oh no! I don’t have to do that. I live with him!” He has been calling me pretty often wondering what to bring, what to wear, what to eat, will I have a tent for him and a sleeping bag. The list goes on. Hey, he just wants to know the lay of the land. Does he need to bring fancy clothes or a poncho? The poncho is a better choice. It doesn’t matter whether you’re in a fancy Manhattan restaurant or camping on the New River. What’s the proper attire or etiquette?

Proper etiquette nowadays fluctuates from person to person. There’s hardly a one-size-fits-all standard anymore. With blended families and other concerns, even the seating arrangement at weddings can be a maze of upset-the-fruit-basket. I’ve had some interesting weddings. There was the one when the bride’s veil caught on fire. Instead of snuffing out the candle in her side of the Unity Candle, she blew and her veil went right into the flame. Things went up in smoke, literally, before our very eyes. However, the little glitches that happen at weddings are no big deal really. Weddings are like that, and the couple’s love for one another completely overshadows the snafus. Things happen. Indecorum occurs when people are either intentionally insensitive to others, or they just don’t know the proper etiquette.

We do want to do things right, don’t we? I want to know if a party requires casual dress or formal attire. There’s nothing as awkwardly obvious as a minister decked out in formal clerical garb at a casual garden party. It puts a damper on the festivities to be sure, and telegraphs a not-so-subtle assessment of the affair. For the most part, we want to fit in rather than stand out. We applaud those who know the rules, have discriminating taste, and are connoisseurs of acceptable standards of decorum.

But what if you don’t know the rules? What do you do when you aren’t sure what to do and the latest edition of Amy Vanderbilt doesn’t cover your decorum dilemma? It makes sense to me to enjoy the party and go with the flow. Sometimes good etiquette has spoiled an otherwise fine time. We can have such discriminating taste that we end up eating alone. What a bad idea. Is it better to be right, or to be included? An even bigger question is whether or not we value being inclusive over discrimination.

Wouldn’t you rather have your long-lost friend show up at your party with dungarees and dirt than not be there at all? Maybe they didn’t hear about the party until the last-minute. Maybe they were helping someone in an emergency. Nevertheless, my guess is that you would rather see them than what they were wearing. That’s the nature of friendship. Friendship looks past the outer trimmings and values the friend.

Don’t get me wrong. I like rules. I wouldn’t be our Annual Conference’s Parliamentarian if I didn’t. I wouldn’t have taught the United Methodist Book of Discipline to seminary students at Emory if I was an antinomian. However, when worse comes to worse, and shove comes to shove, I say, “Let decorum move over if friendship is at stake.” Put another way, “It’s more important to do the right things than to do things right.” We need to beware dressed down Fridays and dressed up Sundays if we’re not in tune with what’s sensitive to people. Dress codes promote elitism as much as sexism promotes gender inequities, and racism falsely touts the inherent superiority of one group over another. Don’t let a buddy’s tee shirt attire cause you to bump him from the guest list. Jesus ate with all kinds of people and the ones who gave him the worst time weren’t the dressed-down but the dressed-up.

Our United Methodist motto is “Open Hearts, Open Minds, and Open Doors!” Some say it’s false advertising. Paragraph 4 of the UM constitution says it’s the real deal. Our Articles of religion and Confession of Faith declare pretty clearly that we all need Jesus so there’s no room for anybody to act holier-than-thou. Let’s open our arms to everyone and practice a Jesus-like reverse discrimination where the last is first, the lost sheep is found, and who cares if you have everything you need on a camping trip. The best part is who you’re with, not the equipment. Keep that in mind and that’s an etiquette that will never go out of style. The United Methodist Church is dying for a makeover. We have got to reach younger people, more diverse people, unchurched people. We better be in tune with who they are, or United Methodism will die as a church while it lives as a club.

4 thoughts on “United Methodism is Dying for a Makeover!

  1. …”The United Methodist Church is dying for a makeover”…. Interesting that this post came right after I was reading something that hit hard within me from Bill Johnson. The following did not mention The United Methodist Church but I can see that it may fit in most of the churches…

    Bill Johnson wrote in his book, “When Heaven Invades Earth; A Practical Guide to a Life of Miracles”, on page 82 the following:

    “Billy Graham is credited with saying, “Ninety-five percent of today’s church activities would continue if the Holy Spirit were removed from us. In the early Church, ninety-five percent of all her activities would have stopped if the Holy Spirit were removed.”

    If that is true, no wonder the church seems to be dying today. It could be that most of what we (I) do is church activities instead of being The Church full of and moving in the Power of the Holy Spirit….

    We (I) have been called to Preach the Kingdom of God and when the early Church did that the signs and wonders that naturally followed were “Normal Christianity”….

    Maybe we (I) need to look in the mirror….

    Maybe we (I) need to be Filled with the Anointing of the Holy Spirit again to walk in His Ways. After all, “Christ” means “Anointed One”. If we are “Christians” then we too should be also “Anointed” with the Holy Spirit and Power. If we, myself included, don’t see the Power of God and see His Kingdom advancing, we need to seek a renewal of the infilling of His Spirit again. We cannot do the work without the Stuff!

    Something to think about… No, maybe more than something to think about… I believe it is time to do something about it before it is too late.

  2. I do not believe the church universal is dying but is changing and is changing rapidly. I appreciate your article regarding our church.

  3. We have a granddaughter with two children who is going through a rough patch right now. She recently was invited to help plant a new United Methodist church in our large metropolitan city. It’s the kind of church that really does welcome all, whose members really don’t care how you’re dressed, what color you are, what your sexual orientation is. This new church welcomes sinners and people who aren’t sure where they’ll sleep tonight. I used to worry about whether the United Methodist Church was going to make it or not. Now I celebrate the new life in Christ that’s taking hold all around me. When it happens in the United Methodist Church I feel twice blessed!

  4. I agree with Sandra. This has happened in my city. A Methodist Church has planted a (gasp) non-denominational congregation so filled with movement by the Holy Spirit even my dry old bones want to shout for joy. After ten long years in a steadily dying old church my visits to this plant have renewed my spirit! At last a church re-thunk! No trappings, no dogma, no etiquette, no dress code. The Word, prayer, and exhortation to serve. Souls are being saved. Lives are being transformed. Missions are being accomplished. All without a twelve week program, a single covered dish, stained glass window, or softball coach.
    The church was attended by over 3000 people on the first Sunday. The hunger for a relationship with God is there. What are we going to do about it?

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